NIGEL MAN: We'll have to change his school. Somewhere along the way, my dear, . . Knock on the door, Jenny. . A little less brains, a lot more hair. We have everything . Oh, Matilda! The DOCTOR exits and MR WORMWOOD hurries after him. No, it's a library book! The less you have to show, the louder you dress it. A shrimp. Yes. Quite a long way, I think. Even if you're little, you can do a lot. Ah-ah-aah-ah Go on, Brucey! BIG KIDS approach and start climbing onto the gate and grabbing the CHILDREN from behind it. MISS HONEY MRS WORMWOOD Maybe I shouldn't tell you any more. It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. And it's made of spikes and wood. MISS HONEY He's fantastic! MISS HONEY Don't waste this. MR WORMWOOD runs over and grabs MATILDA's book. Mum says I'm a good case for population control. You are not alone. You really don't know anything, do you? The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN scurry away. MRS PHELPS enters. Let's leave maths for the time being . We all get carried away sometimes. Are you crying? . Rebellion is nigh in Matilda JR., a gleefully witty ode to the the anarchy of childhood and the power of imagination! Before I first heard the Pealing of the bell. . MISS TRUNCHBULL Ever since the day Doc chopped the umbilical cord. With Alisha Weir, Emma Thompson, Lashana Lynch, Stephen Graham. Like hell! And do you tell them lots of stories like you do with me? (Bruce!) MATILDA sits to the side, reading a book. MATILDA walks out to the front of the stage, and each member of the company bows down as she passes them. And then, when I got my job as a teacher, she presented me with a bill for looking after me all those years. MISS HONEY enters and knocks. . Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! My mummy says I'm a miracle. It was the biggest burp I had ever heard. I don't want green hair. The vanity rises again, signifying morning. Knock on the door, Jenny. The scene unfreezes. I'm Lavender, and I think it's probably for the best if we're best friends! What have I told you about wearing pigtails? It gives me a warm glow in my lower intestine. [She flicks the screens off again.] Oh, it's nothing like that. Oh, hello, Miss Trunchbull. To stand up and be proud! queens! Just knock on the door. What about the Bi-Annual International Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships? MRS WORMWOOD and MICHAEL down sit in armchairs. . I think we'd better leave it there, Nigel. [She pauses and realizes what she has done, and slowly lowers her hands.] I am GUILTYwhen the Headmistress says I am GUILTY.". Ah-ah-aah-ah It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. Scateniamoci con le canzoni di Matilda The Musical di Roald Dahl #NetflixItalia #NetflixFamiglia #Matilda Guarda ora: https://www.netflix.com/title/8099301. I believe that . "We have everything that the world has to offer," said the wife. Over the course of the song, she writes on the board: "Copy one million times by tomorrow. Just so you all know, she's my best friend! MISS TRUNCHBULL What am doing here? The scene changes to the Wormwood's living room. alice i am a princess bruce and i am a prince lavender, amanda, alice, hortensia mum says i'm an angel sent down from the sky bruce, eric, reginald my daddy says i'm his special little soldier, no one is as handsome, strong as me. I have to tell you, Headmistress, that it is my intention to help this little girl. You see, he fell asleep, and we put him under the coats for safety. Words Of Wisdom. She seems not to know that she's special at all. FRECKLES THE MUSICAL, Fran Eddy, Triple Dare Productions, 2019 CATCH, Amy, Border Point Films, 2015 ALICE AND LEWIS, Alice Liddell, Behind The Door Productions, 2018 bruce it's true he indulges my tendency to bulge. See more ideas about matilda quotes matilda musicals. [to MISS HONEY] You don't! MISS HONEY Yes, yes. Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider . Considerably roomier inside. A long table with the word "Birthday" emblazoned on it moves forward, with little hands creeping along the bottom. Everyone's favorite ogre is back in this hilarious stage spectacle, based on the Oscar-winning smash hit film and outrageous Broadway musical. Seeking 2 Actor Team for Spring What've you done with his fingie? I'm competing in the Bi-Annual International Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships in Paris. You should stay out of trouble, You could have heard a fly burp. . Now, get off to bed, you little bookworm. And so you think you're A-ble Book by Dennis Kelly. My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm. MATILDA And I'm very sorry . Instead, she's found me. This clot, this foul carbuncle is none other than a disgusting criminal! The last thing I do is think about my linesand take deep breaths. That's not fair at all! MISS TRUNCHBULL flails victoriously, then starts blowing her whistle. All escapes start with the click of a lock. All right. Is a miracle! abilities. . 'Twas written in the stars before they even met. I didn't do anything! Her mind is incredible. MRS PHELPS screams and exits. But unless you want to suffer, listen up [He laughs then peters out.] Oh, my hair! MRS PHELPS Well, I'd better hang around just in case. Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! MATILDA MISS HONEY Knock on the door, Jenny. Hortensia . There's not a lot of difference in size. What about rules, Honey? Strong singer and dancer. MR WORMWOOD google_color_link="000000"; With every swallow, you are tightening the noose. No one's gonna tell you when to wiggle your bumba. BIG KID [BEN] . MISS TRUNCHBULL MR WORMWOOD I think I'm gonna keep this on. hop, 2-4-3! MISS TRUNCHBULL She puts down the large block and MATILDA stands on it. ACROBAT [off-stage] CHILDREN Has incredible upper-body strength. And I will Teach you a thing or two. Children are maggots! Your genius husband is going to sell them one hundred and fifty five knackered old bangers as brand-new luxury cars. Subscribe Musical Quotes. Are you listening? Or even two, Bruce, Don't tell me. He is a deadpan comedic character, with various lines and "bits" throughout the show. Just you wait for phys-ed! Wot? That such frequent miracles don't render each one un-miraculous? Miss Jennifer Honey. OLDER KIDS Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. Oh, let's put it this way. . green! I hate pigtails! MRS PHELPS I have suffered in this Jail, ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE Rudolpho is greatly skilled in, and besotted by ballroom dancing, to a professional level; he is described, by Mrs Wormwood, as being 'very supple' and having 'incredible upper-body strength'. You're going to hug all the air out of me. Mr. Wormwood Matilda's father. The ACROBAT enters from the back of the stage, and the ESCAPOLOGIST takes her by the hand. That love and fate and a touch of stupidity MR WORMWOOD Look at this. I'll come back later, then. ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. Might have been nice, My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN take up various positions around the stage and audience, pointing in every which way. Must be a strong comedic actor Sergei- age range 20s-60s, baritone, Russian mafia boss who is after Mr. Wormwood Doctor- age range 20s-60s, high tenor with a comfortable top A. Don't be disgusting! A storm can begin with the flap of a wing. A boy with no fingie? . MR WORMWOOD *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. BIG KIDS and CHILDREN Don't just stand there like a wet tissue. It's just a story. Winner of over 100 international awards, including 24 for Best Musical, MATILDA THE MUSICAL continues to delight audiences of all ages at London's Cambridge Theatre. Once upon a time, the two greatest circus performers in the world an escapologist who could escape from any lock that was ever invented, and an acrobat who was so skilled it seemed as if she could actually fly fell in love, and got married. You have a worm, And yet, every single life, Mezcla de cancines del musical "MAtilda: The Musical" en los premios Tony 2013 Stories. The children begin to pop up from behind the table and speak. amanda, hortensia Hortensia Buckets is a character in Matilda the Musical, As an acceded extra Hortensia appears in the following song "School Song" "Bruce "Revolting Children" "When I Grow Up(reprise)" "Miracle" Jessica Adair Daisy Brophy Shyanne Sanders Oonagh Cox Fleur Houdijk Katie Lee Lauren Henson (September 2017-Present) Vaidile Jonikas (September 2017-Present) Isabella Aleppo (March 2018 . He is egotistical, rude, and not very bright, not to mention a liar. Brand new stock, sir! A child. Look at these trophies. Each newborn life a canvas yet unpainted, He did what you asked. And remember to be eXtremely careful. Babes, I'm on fire, here! What can I do? ? "Right"? Marvellous. google_color_url="320000"; Matilda tells the story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a sharp mind and a vivid imagination, dares to take a stand to change her story with miraculous results. Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. These roles are great for good singers and movers who may be newer to the stage. The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS take off their blazers and throw them on top of him. Mrs. Zinnia Wormwood. MR WORMWOOD paces the stage. Sing, children. MISS TRUNCHBULL Matilda knew she didn't have the strongest immune system. MATILDA cancelled! Your first look at INTO THE WOODS at Greasepaint Y. . People don't like smarty-pants what go 'round Meet Matilda. . She just picked him up, swung him around, and threw him out the . That lady? You gotta give yourself permission to shine. MISS HONEY turns and sees MISS TRUNCHBULL watching various video screens playing footage of her Olympic games while an announcer narrates dimly in the background. BRUCE MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN . And if you cry it will be double. MATILDA A life. Why? . I am trying to pull off the biggest business deal of my life and I have to listen to this. MRS WORMWOOD by using this site, you agree to our cookies policy | terms and conditions | privacy policy. AMANDA stands up and screams in triumph. and look at reading. Whatever you do, just don't give in. Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos, and Hortensia has a few lines. We have everything . Look at mummy. Russian businessmen: very, very stupid! NIGEL They are all dressed in costume: Eric as Batman, Tommy as the . [He takes out a cigar and takes hold of the baby.] MISS TRUNCHBULL Upon the blackboard is written the alphabet. Yeah, they do. Matilda - Musical. You're like winning the lottery." . MISS TRUNCHBULL If you sit around and let them get on top, you But it's a truth empirical. You gotta get up! Hmm. Just knock on the door . her knickers stayed stuck to the seat! MRS WORMWOOD has her leg raised up and RUDOLPHO is holding it against his back. RUDOLPHO And you may sit and read while I teach the others, and, well, if you have any questions, I shall do my best to answer them. But when he was gone, my aunt became my legal guardian. MATILDA The teacher's clearly falling short. Completely different cars, sir. DOCTOR Oh, yeah. Tricks!" I've got a plane to catch at three. It was the age of wisdom . . There's, erm . Matilda's slightly older brother. LAVENDER CHILDREN Why? No, no, no, no [ad lib. Look at him go! Parents wheeling strollers enter alongside their CHILDREN. Ahh! Is it some modern miracle of calculus A bell rings. They sits and unpack their bags. ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] Two other dancing teams come in and join MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO in the competition. [He tries and fails to pull his hat off, tugging on it several times.] . [BRUCE] Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Discover and share Quotes From Matilda The Musical. This child is a girl. She'll call a truce, Bruce. MISS HONEY enters and turns away in shock. Oh, cook . My mummy says I'm a miracle. Nonsense. What? Yes. Pathetic, little me. And then, my great, big, beautiful chocolate-y burp, which now seemed to have a mind of its own, wafted full into the face of the Trunchbull! Dinners don't microwave themselves, you know! MATILDA sits down reading a book. Oh, my head! as Matilda) and quickly decides that Matilda is her best friend. This still, unbroken skin, You'll fit it in. Well, take another! [She turns the screens back on.]. After your first day of school! MISS TRUNCHBULL hurries over to AMANDA. Mrs Phelps? . CHILDREN Sixteen times two is thirty-two. I was flying past the stars on silver wings matilda said. Lavender: Matilda's self-proclaimed best friend. . . Secrets. More than one. This living 'ell. . Alice is one of Matilda's classmates. Once a famous athlete, she is described as a "gigantic Holy terror", a "fierce tyrannical monster" who "marches like a storm trooper with long arms swinging" with an "aura of menace". ALL GIRLS My mummy says I'm a miracle, 'Cause your life as you know it is ancient history. [to MATILDA] You! Let me tell you something, son. He drops it again. Knock on the door, Jenny. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, Excellent man. [He stomps and crouches on the floor, pulling at his hat and making sounds of exertion. google_ad_client="pub-0578131977065548"; RUDOLPHO starts dancing with and carrying around MISS HONEY, which he continues to do throughout the song. [He finally gives up and straightens up casually.] MISS HONEY, BIG KIDS, and CHILDREN They never stood a chance. Loud, loud, loud, loud! Hello! [He throws the cigarette into the audience.] Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, . Not even when the hammer left my hands I think she might be an idiot. . Well, I needed to learn to read words so that I could read sentences. front bottom. The spell-binding story follows childhood genius Matilda Wormwood as she dreams of escaping to a . Just get on your feet, Jenny. As long as you dont know it with the volume up. A large iron gate made of square holes of various sizes rolls in from both sides of the stage. There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as . . MISS HONEY But this little girl . Yes! Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here. The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage has been . Thirteen times two is twenty-six. That's the main thing. . CHILDREN and BIG KIDS run in, creating pandemonium. You see, the Trunchbull's cake was so good that I'd scoffed it down too quick, and now it was beginning to fight back. . . MATILDA . Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky! MR WORMWOOD ], CHILDREN Nine times two is eighteen. Matilda Wormwood! Looks are more important than books. It seems that there are millions of these "one in a millions" these days. Quick, jackets! It's the mileage. [to MICHAEL] Get up, boy. Matilda The Musical Jnr! Now, that is how you do it! Ow! Well, this crime took place before school started. Loud, loud, loud, loud! DOCTOR No, sir. The cars will break down. Do you think I altered my intended elevation? Dance competition's over. BRUCE And I am a prince. She hadn't seen a doctor until she was five, since her parents had simply forgotten she'd be in need of healthcare. Ev-er-y life is unbelievably unlikely. Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. What about the Russians? [She takes a mirror from the armchair.] Join the StageAgent community BIG KIDS Green hair? . . I don't know. What's this? I have suffered in this jail. Cast announced for THE PERFECT PARTY at Theatre Ar. Tim Minchin, Alice is one of Matildas classmates. My daddy says I would be the teacher's pet! NIGEL Yes, your teacher. They are all dressed in costume: Eric as Batman, Tommy as the Incredible Hulk, Lavender as a Princess, Nigel as Spiderman, Bruce in army gear, Amanda as Superwoman, Alice as Wonder Woman, Hortensia as a queen. BACKGROUND SINGERS One look at my face and it's plain to see. Oil of Violets hair tonic. MISS HONEY Every new life Hand's shaking. But nobody else is gonna put it right for me. So, erm . And as time passed, they grew quite old, and still they had no child. CHILDREN See how my trophies gleam in the sunlight? And Even if you put in heaps of eFfort, Crowd! Oh, no, Matilda. Win Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical Blu-rays,Win Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical Blu-rays - The Number One magazine feat. What are you waiting for? I have to tell you, Headmistress, that in . [She flicks on the light of the vanity in her parent's bathroom, which has risen from the stage. And if it's not right, Not a detail of my throw was adjusted or forgotten. What? I'm the best! MRS WORMWOOD and I shan't be talking to you for the rest of the evening, you horrid little man! . . They say she's going to put me in Chokey! And now she's after me! I am FULLwhen and onlywhen the Headmistress says I am FULL. Than the volume with which what you don't know's expressed. One day when I'm older, Hide me! The DOCTOR runs behind the table with the others. That's all right, Jenny. That's not normal for a five-year-old. MATILDA MR WORMWOOD MR WORMWOOD Matilda - Musical. It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist, as a huge cloud of chocolaty gas wafted . The dumber the act, the bigger the confession. MRS WORMWOOD google_color_text="5F6A72"; . [She re-enters her bedroom and jumps onto the bed.] . They embrace and exit out the back of the stage. MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] The cook enters, holding an enormous chocolate cake on a tray, along with a wooden spoon. . 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