They begin to think that crawling through small tunnels is fun. A story where the Guardians of the Galaxy, in an action of altruism, entangle themselves in a civilization-threatening conspiracy. See, at this age, Terrans are smart and dumb at the same time. It's my vanishing act." Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. 2, the group of misfits finally feels like family, Yondu Udonta survived and his dynamic with the team will be explored like never before, especially with Gamora's sister, Nebula. They try to hit on anything that looks relatively female every time you step into a bar. 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Buckle the fuckle up and throw cannon to the wayward as we dive feels first into a different story, one that follows a much younger and not very Terran Peter Quill as he survives in space and goes from having no dad, no family and no friends, to two dads, a huge mismatched Ravager family, and some very good friends. They all just stared blankly at him, and he realized that neither of them knew what the hell he was talking about. A loud, high pitched beeping filled the room, and the screen up on the window flashed red, displaying a smiling, strawberry blond, curly haired man, with a slight stubble, the Identification flashing Peter Quill.Kraglin nearly leaped forward to press the answer button, but Yondu stopped him, calmly clicking the button himself. And you want to slap the hell out of him for bothering you, but you wouldn't dare hurt a child. Izuku is taken from his planet by the HPSC. To keep them away from the truth. But eventually you just give up trying to correct the giggling little shit. They discover that "alien food" doesn't actually taste bad, and then proceed to eat their weight in food every time they sit down for dinner. After running away from your home because you are not accepted for who you have always been and want to be, you run into a blue space pirate captain who could change your life forever. It seemed like they were in a fight, voices raised and yelling. Thats snoring, he replied, attempting to sit up a bit to get a better look at her. It certainly doesn't help with the fact that the whole of galactic society is under the impression humans lack the ability for complex thought.OR, OR, tommy is a sewer rat and the rest of space is new york city and everyone is irrationally terrified of the rat. A few years after the battle with Thanos, Peter and Gamora get the surprise of their lives and prepare for everything they know to change. Its getting annoying.. [link goes to fan_flashworks on dreamwidth} Oh my goodness everyone look at this! Instead, here he was locked in some cell with a few of the very aliens he was supposed to learn how to fight. Its a normal Terran thing to get.. And listen to music on a small, hand-held box. Its weird as hell that hes apparently old enough for the kid to think hes his (their?) The Guardians of the Galaxy is a fictional superhero team appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics . And you should be grateful for that. Look. The comm crackles again. + Some chapters are now also available on Wattpad - you can find me there as LetUsWriteItOut XOXO! When they're 15, they get DUMBER. Then they follow you everywhere, holding on to your hand and hiding their face against your hip when you approach your crew members. They're ticklish there. Guardians of the Galaxy (X Reader) by Maze_Wolf_Mcu_ 17.8K 684 14 After being found on a planet, Y/n had always grown up learning how to fight and steal stuff, considering she was raised by the Ravagers, or one certain Ravager in gener. So much for independence. They hide in the flap of your trench coat when your scarier looking crew-mates smile with their jagged teeth and chuckle deeply. I blinked, though it didnt make any difference since my eyes were hardly 20/20 in vision. dormirse reflexive conjugation; travis strikes again: no more heroes physical; high octane drift mods But, he wasnt going to let another kid die. Some of them disappear and never come back. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Don't touch 'em, don't hug 'em, don't pick 'em up. The adrenaline was slowly seeping away at this point, ragged breaths escaping him as he stared down at the defeated alien.This was literally the worst possible outcome that couldve come from his and his foster mothers argument. Sadly, pirates attack the vessel with Izuku on it and Izuku got "stolen" from them.OrIzuku wasn't sure why they were being so weird but at least they give nice pets.Formerly "How Dare You?! They'll screech. Guardians: . He felt it in his bones, in his chest. Rocket, the aforementioned friend slash teammate, is endlessly confused. For each challenge, this "mixtape" will have an A SIDE - a more conventional fanfic style, and B SIDE - my take on it. Yondu had given Peter and T'Challa one instruction: stay on the damn ship. Dont taunt me., Okay, okay, Im sorry. They begin to think they're entitled to, welleverything. And when you correct them, and let them know that the last thing in the universe that you would ever want to be was their dad; they'd smirk and do it again and again. Or: Ten times Tommy had to hide being totally and irrevocably human, and the one time he couldn't. Fine. Youre stubborn. And you just gotta sigh and haul them out of the mess and threaten to knock their head clean off their shoulders if they keep doing stupid shit instead of laying in their bed and letting their leg heal right. Work Search: You don't think they'll ever stop. It hasnt even been one day since getting to the station and Izuku has somehow managed to find himself careening into the endless abyss that is space in a small pod he doesnt know how to fly. Scott's POV of his life before and after Quill. But now he has bigger things to worry about. Not funny., Peter laughed again. If you proceed you have agreed that you are willing to see such content. They were just going to help Cassie take Diana to the circus that came to town now they have an overgrown fuzzy doormat. peter quill can suck his own dick and i attempted to smush some vague plot in there. And, why in the hell is Yondu acting like their goddamn parent? 2, Probably Not Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. How are we supposed to know when what youre doing is mundane and when youre actually sick? Gamora asked, and Peter met her gaze again. And just because they're in space doesn't mean theyre going to stop being heroes. But cutting your nails is normal, I swear.. Im sorry for waking you. 01. A marvel AUWhere an 18-year-old female is left on earth by the Ravagers in the middle of the battle of New York. They're the closest thing he has to a family. this is one way that could've gone down, Rape/Non-Con, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (23), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types (1), Peter Quill & Guardians of the Galaxy Team (4), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Uatu is not putting up with Yondu's nonsense, Peter Quill & Guardians of the Galaxy Team, Drax the Destroyer & Gamora & Groot & Peter Quill & Rocket Raccoon, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Meredith Quill & Peter Quill's Grandfather, Kraglin Obfonteri & Peter Quill & Yondu Udonta, (like there's some but its not graphic-graphic). If I joined, my units would go to Mom's care. "Im going to kill Rocket when I get back, Peter vowed.He knew Rocket loved stealing valuable stuff, but of all the people he could steal from, why did he have to choose the bloody wizard". Sort . as a companion. Anyway, before they go back, they need to teach a certain group why you dont mess with humans. But things will change as soon as he finds time to explain himself. They nearly get themselves, you, and several others killed. One night, you'll be woken by "Look, my tooth fell out!" And that will alarm you until you discover that it's perfectly normal for a Terran's teeth to drop right outta their mouth when they're young. ""I assumed you knew not to crash. ; Appropriated Appellation: Ronan dismissively mocked this Ragtag Bunch of Misfits as the "guardians of the galaxy", a name that Peter accepted with pride. Scott is tired of not having a soulmate. Join Yondu Udonta's crew or else. Guardians of the Galaxy Crossover | FanFiction FanFiction Just In Community Forum More Story Author Community Forum All Guardians of the Galaxy Crossovers Section: All What if Peter and Yondu were a little smarter and earlier realized who they are to each other. Yondu wasnt a good man. my love for Peter growing up with the Ravager's as family is wAY TOO MUCH to be measured. You cant deny that. But its getting a little old, and quite frankly, stressful., So give us a crash course on Terran physiology. Shed sounded so genuinely enthusiastic when shed said it that Peter didnt have it in him to protest, which had been his initial reaction. Terran Heart, a guardians of the galaxy fanfic | FanFiction This didn't quite turn out how I wanted but the main scenes I had imagined are there so eh. She was able to escape the lab, and she found Peter, becoming friends. In a few years, their vocabulary will change from, "Dad? Peters and Grandpas. (And man, such a simple concept wasnt deserving of such a visceral ache. Especially when he spotted a few sullen humanoids in their own glass cases. But at least they're still young. (). After the events of Vol. You still have a few more hours to sleep., Maybe I should go do that in my own room, where I can die in peace., Gamora slapped him lightly on the arm. Sent on a mission by Ronin with her . Meredith Quill is a wench at the local bar. Or, Peter succumbs to madness and vigilante-style tendencies following the events of Endgame. But who ever said Yondu was a cowboy? They bring Thor and Loki with them, and there, the boys explore, play, and meet new people for better or for worse. I dont freak out when you do your weird raccoony things-, -or when anyone else does things I dont do. They've gotten a bit taller, but don't even reach up to your shoulder, and they still have a tiny baby face, but they think they're grown up and have authority. The next day, he dances to human music in Wilburs collection. Browse through and read or take guardians of the galaxy 2 stories, quizzes, and other creations . it's such a Terran thing. )Usually, he'd be rational, maybe he drank too much. Make sure you know where they are and what they're doing. And then, when they see you, they abruptly stop their crying (tears and sobs and all), look you up and down, wipe their pudgy little face, and ask "Why are you blue?". Realising those things were normal took a while (several years), but apparently he was still fucking learning. He doesn't belong in society, especially as a Ravager, and he knows that. Weeks. tip: austen words:10000-50000 sort:title. He didn't expect to be alive this long. "You need food, Rocket. After the new comic book is published, the kids discuss what powers they would like to have if they were superheroes. Quill, dont you dare., Quill! Gamora turned toward Rocket as he ran up to them with the box, which was way too big for him to hold properly. He swallowed back laughter as they tried to touch his ribs and stomach, his body automatically choreographing a dance in order to get away from the prodding fingers. [1] Later members included Stakar Ogord, Aleta Ogord, and Nikki . Were losing him! Gamora called in panic, to which Drax retorted, He is right there. Groot was doing some sort of helpless dance in the middle of the room, shrieking, I am Groot! in a less than cheerful manner. What is itnow?. A dream's coming true, except for some circumstances that brought him into this situation: on a drifting cargo ship with no way back to Earth and only a slightly maniac A.I. "I'm gonna run it down and slit its throat. ), (See the end of the work for more notes.). Completed peterquill zoesaldana guardiansofthegalaxy +13 more # 16 Luckily for Yondu, he's got a baby Peter that needs attention. ", They'll still call you Dad, though. They're small because you aren't supposed to crawl through them! She was a ghost. Peters and Grandpas. Outside forces seek to sabotage their attempt and, as if that wasn't enough of a problem, each of them comes with their own set of baggage that won't stay in the past where it belongs. Peter was still lowkey freaking out in his head, and he was sure it was worse for them. And until the scheme was up and the airlock inevitably dropped out from beneath his feet, Tommy was going to squeeze every last drop of security and comfort from his sham that he could. After stealing a communion device, clothes to hide himself and threatening low life alien criminals into making him fake IDs Techno was all set. *, Peter's ship crashed again and he call the Ravagers to come and pick them up. Here's my story. Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies) Characters: Peter Quill Gamora (Marvel) Rocket Raccoon Drax the Destroyer Groot (Marvel) Additional Tags: Tickling Fluff and Crack Language: English Stats: Published: 2017-08-10 Words: 1586 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 25 Kudos: 826 Bookmarks: 92 Hits: 7626 Terran Physiology nhasablog Summary: "We're losing him!" (See the end of the work for more notes.). Taken by space traffickers, Midoriya, Uraraka, Bakugo, Kaminari, Mina and Mei end up a long ways from earth. You keep doing these things and making us think youre dying., Its not my fault you start panicking over everything! Izuku Midoriya is flying through space. An AU/cannon divergent collection of Peter Quill being raised by Daddy Yondu and Momma Kraglin. They have to escape this cave somehow, but they have to make sure they don't freeze to death first. Also underneath their arms. He shook his head. (Spoiler: It's because he's in love with Quill). 403 guests And they cry (again), and curl themselves up into a little ball until you come to their rescue and they can crawl off their bed and into to your arms. Guardians of the Galaxy (retroactively referred to as Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. Are you awake? The Terran's, of course. Will they be able to make it back home, or will they be forever lost in a galaxy completely unlike yet similar to their own? Youll never guess what we found., Depends on if you think a human is something good.. Humans (Terrans) are seen as the Blight of the cosmos, an ancient threat might resurrect, and Mei should be kept away from any computer. There was one person who hurt more than anyone else. It's my vanishing act." Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. Finding himself back in the worst place hes ever beendecades earlier on the worst day of his lifePeter decides to throw caution to the wind and kidnap his younger self before the Ravagers can get to him. Because when they grow up, they stop needing you as much as they used to. He glanced up and met Gamoras gaze briefly, and she at least had the decency to look away. They stop by often enough, but most time is spent outside exploring the Galaxy, AWAY from the Elector and getting arrested on Xandar enough times to know Nova Prime personally. She was silent and secretive; an unsolved mystery. Stop treating him like a kid. They make up ridiculous stories to try to woo the ladies who happen to be older than them. Marked as complete, because all the chapters are standalone, but otherwise, it's still ongoing. All of the Guardians were making themselves quite at home in the Ravager ship, but Peter still wanted to have his trusty ship back. 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